5 Classy Divorce Party Signature Cocktails

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Never has a good party been danced away without some awesome and good quality cocktails. They provide colors, tastes, emotions, and extra spice to the occasion. And after all, we are talking about the divorce party. We need to wash away the past and we need to do it in style and a delicious manner. Therefore, let‘s meet some of the classiest divorce partyOpens in a new tab. signature cocktails out there to make this occasion as exciting as possible!

Flaming Asshole Cocktail

Let‘s start with a bang! This flaming cocktail is not only equipped with an exciting flavor profile but will light up the party and burn the bridges to the past effectively.

Layered with delicious ingredients such as banana liqueur and creme de menthe, the flaming asshole cocktail will quickly become the star of the party, especially for those who love rum.

Ingredients: Grenadine, creme de menthe, banana liqueur, white rum. Ignite rum before serving. Serve with a straw.

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The Banana Split Cocktail

The split happened and we need to get over it. But to do it correctly, we need something to sweeten our life up and of course, get us a bit tipsy at the same time. A combination of a dessert and a cocktail sounds just about right.

Is there a better way to do it than with a boozy banana split cocktail? Doubtfully! After all, this is a combination of ice cream, vodka, fruit, and more!

Ingredients: chocolate vodka, strawberry vodka, banana, pineapple juice, vanilla ice cream, milk.

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The Hurricane Cocktail

The divorce is nothing sort of a hurricane situation and a wild and damaging event. The delicious rum-based cocktail is here to calm the storm. And maybe start a new one? But this time wild, free and beautiful hurricane!

An extensive mix of tropical flavors will enhance your party with fresh colors and tastes. One of the best things about this cocktail is that is still easy to make despite a large number of ingredients.

Ingredients: Ice, lime juice, light rum, dark rum, passion fruit juice, orange juice, simple syrup, grenadine, orange slice, maraschino cherry.

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One Last Midnight Cocktail

One last midnight and one last time to remember your past with your ex. Let‘s stay classy with this intelligent and intriguing cocktail.

If the ingredients such as coffee salt or Italian vermouths doesn‘t scare you away, then this rum cocktail is simply a must if you are aiming for something new, exciting, and classy to have that one last midnight cocktail!

Ingredients: Islay scotch, to spritz, Diplomatico Mantuano rum, Cocchi Torino vermouth, punt y mes, coffee-infused salt.

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Fresh Picked Freedom Cocktail

This divorce party might be an end to something that you held dear, but it is also a beginning of freedom and true freedom has to always be celebrated and appreciated.

Your new and fresh freedom will be perfectly summed up with this tasty summer cocktail that includes the freshness of mint, blueberries, and a punch of vodka. Let‘s be free, classy and have fun!

Ingredients: vodka, fresh lemon juice, simple syrup, club soda, blueberries, fresh mint leaves.

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The end of a relationship doesn‘t have to be a completely dark page in your life‘s book. Shine a light and have fun, celebrate the new beginning and sometimes all you need is friends around with some awesome cocktails in hand. The best part about cocktails and party-oriented around it is that it can be as fancy or as casual as you want it to be. Craft some or all of these classy choices and let‘s get the party started!

The Huffington Post – Extra

Huffington Post just posted “8 Cocktails to Toast Your Terrible Ex” and I have to say, I wish I’d thought of the “Banana Split,” not that I like bananas at all, just that it’s clever.

You can make a divorce partyOpens in a new tab. even more fun by having themed cocktails, a wine tasting and even drinks with funny names like-

  • The Divorce –
    3 oz Ginger Ale, 3 oz Wildberry Schnapps
  • Screw You –
    1 oz.Kahlua, 2 oz Strawberry Liqueur, 1 oz Vodka – serve with lime.
  • Sex On The Beach –
    0.5 full Cranberry juice, 0.75 oz. Peach Schnapps, 0.5 full Pineapple Juice, 1 oz. Vodka
  • What The Hell –
    1 oz. Hiram Walker Apricot Brandy, 1 oz. Gin, 1 dash Lemon juice, 1 oz. dry Vermouth
  • Kamikaze –
    1 oz Lime juice, 1 oz Hiram Walker Triple Sec, 1 oz Vodka
  • Cosmopolitan –
    1 oz Cointreau, 3 oz Cranberry juice, 0.5 oz Lemon juice, 1 slice Lime, 2 oz Vodka
  • Irish Car Bomb –
    1 pint Guinness Beer, 1 shot Bailey Irish Cream, 1 shot Jameson Rye / Whiskey
  • Redheaded Slut –
    1 splash Cranberry juice, 0.5 oz Peach Schnapps, 0.75 oz Jagermeister
  • Alabama Slammer –
    1 oz Hiram Walker Amaretto, 3 oz Orange juice, 1 oz Hiram Walker Sloe gin, 1 oz Southern Comfort
  • Slap A DA Balls –
    4 oz Lemonade, 2 oz lemon vodka, serve with
     2 balls of cantaloupe

If I were to drink one, I think I’d have a Rum Baby Rum. I might even have one, like, tonight. Just because.

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