Let them eat divorce cake! – Divorce Party Cakes Explored


Let them eat divorce cake

18th century France was nowhere near as glamorous as the gleaming country of today. In fact, it was a treacherous time for France as a deadly famine ravaged the nation, leading to a scarcity of bread, a staple food of the French peasant class. Yet, even with how tragic this famine was, the queen of France, Marie Antoinette, never fretted. If there was no more bread then that was no problem as there was a food much more marvelous and high-class than the plain, old carbohydrate.

“Let them eat cake!” the queen shouted.

And the perilous famine ended.

Just kidding, that’s not actually what happened. If truth be told, there is actually very little evidence that Marie Antoinette ever uttered those silly words in response to the deadly famine. The phrase was only attached to the Queen after Jean-Jacques Rosseau published Confessions in 1782. Recounting the difficult time, Rousseau writes: “at length I recollected the thoughtless saying of a great princess, who on being informed that the country people had no bread, replied ‘Then let them eat pastry!’” Therefore, while it is not true that Marie Antoinette thought she could solve France’s famine with cake, the good news is you can resolve your divorce with cake!

There’s nothing better than rewarding yourself with cake after going through such a difficult process like a divorce. You can go all in and get a custom cake for your divorce party or simply treat yourself to a slice without the celebration! A divorce party cake is a sweet and fun way to commemorate your separation. So, even though cake was not the magical answer to France’s famine, it can add the perfect touch to your divorce party. If you’re planning on having a cake at your party, then check out the list below for some divorce cake ideas to make your separation celebration a memorable and personal experience.

 

Best Divorce Cakes Ever

This list features some of the best divorce cakes ever to have been created. If you’re looking for ideas for a divorce party cake then make sure to take note of these funny, symbolic, and clever cakes celebrating divorces!

‘Til Death Do Us Part

This cake is a classic definition of “divorce party cake”. A little cynical and a little gruesome, this cake is a fan favorite because it’s a bold play on the traditional vows promised at weddings. Therefore, if your ex-spouse is dead to you, figuratively speaking, then this just might be the cake for you.

Homeless, Just Divorced, Will Work For Food

What a better way to show you’ve just recently divorced than with this cake? Stopping you right in your tracks, this cake pokes fun at being kicked to the curb by literally depicting the groom on the side of the road begging for a chance to get back on his feet. Whether you’re gifting this cake to your buddy to have a laugh or getting if for your girlfriend to show her she’s better off, this clever divorce cake is a great way to spice up your separation celebration.

Divorce Cake Toppers

You’ve heard of wedding cake toppers, but around here we only fantasize about divorce cake toppers. They’re the perfect touch to your divorce party cake decorations because they can be as personal or as impersonal as you’d like. If you can’t take my word for it, then browse the photos below for some of the best divorce party cake toppers.

 

Divorce Cake Pinterest

This cake is definitely a literal take on the word “separated.” A bold twist to the traditional wedding cake, this divorce cake is one of the best for it’s elegance as its symbolism lies in the middle of the gaping divide between the bride and groom. We all know how cliché wedding toppers can be, but if cake toppers for weddings are a popular choice, then cake toppers for a divorce party are just as in demand. Think about it, there’s clearly no better way to show that you’ve separated from your spouse than showing that even your cake toppers are separated!

Free at Last

Say goodbye to the traditional bride and groom cake toppers and hello to Barbie and Ken. This divorce cake topper is a cute switch up to make any divorce pastry just as fun and fabulous as Barbie herself. So, go ahead and follow in her footsteps as this beach Barbie is having fun in the sand, free at last from boy toy Ken.

Funny Divorce Cakes For Him

If you’re looking for some divorce cakes catered for the former groom, then look no further. Check out the cakes below to see which one of these divorce party cakes for men would be the best one for him!

Problem Solved

Are you ready to celebrate your life as a newly single man? If you are, this cake is the best way to prove it. Having one less problem is better than having one more, and this black velvet cake shows you just how to do it. After all, there’s no better way to celebrate the end of all your troubles than with a cake that solves the problem for you!

Just Taking Out the Garbage

Now this divorce cake is trashy. If your divorce party theme is all about out with the old and in with the new, then this might just be the perfect divorce cake for you. Sometimes we must do away with all the excess baggage we have in our life, and if you’ve lifted that weight off through your divorce, then maybe consider getting this cake to celebrate your separation.

 

Funny Divorce Cakes For Her

Now let’s say you’re looking for some divorce party cake ideas for her in order to commemorate the ex-bride on her recent divorce. Look no further, the cakes below show how funny and motivational divorce party cakes can be!

Divorce the End of an Error, I’m Not With Stupid Anymore

Turns out happily ever after wasn’t in the cards for this couple. This creative cake approaches divorces with a different mindset. If your marriage was a mistake, then let your divorce stand as “the end of an error.” A little messy and bloody, this cake is the perfect way to let everyone know you’re over your ex-husband.

It’s a New Dawn, It’s a New Day, It’s a New Life for Me!

If you’re looking for a happy divorce cake or a cake that exemplifies that this new chapter your starting is all about you, then consider this beautiful cake. This divorce cake is the perfect way to demonstrate that the past is the past and that you got a whole future ahead of you. Nothing and no one is holding this girl back!

Honorable Mentions

You’ve seen the divorce party cakes for him and her, and you know what it takes to have the best divorce cake for your divorce party. However, the ideas don’t stop here. If you’re looking for something outside the box or if you simply find divorce party cakes more amusing than wedding cakes, below are some honorable and creative mentions of sweet treats handcrafted for divorce celebrations!

 

Divorce Cake Memes

Boy Bye

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade…or get a divorce! If you’re a fan of memes, divorce cake memes are even better. This cake speaks for itself as its inspiration is drawn from Beyonce’s Lemonade album in which she addresses the issues in her marriage and her husband’s unfaithful behavior. Whether your story is like Beyonce’s, this cake gets across the point that you don’t need him.

Legally Single

Another divorce cake meme, this one deserves an honorable mention because it’s reminiscent of the classic movie Legally Blonde. The premise of the movie is fairly simple. Elle, the main character, goes to law school to win over her ex-boyfriend, but this cake’s solution isn’t to get the guy, it’s to get rid of him! There’s no better way to celebrate your divorce than by letting everyone know you’re legally single and ready to legally mingle.

Divorce Party Cupcakes

If cakes aren’t what your sweet tooth craves, then don’t worry because divorce cupcakes are just as popular and are even more delightful. Browse through the cupcakes below to get even more divorce party ideas.

 

I do. I did. I’m Done. I Don’t.          Divorce Party in Progress                             Divorce! Finally

 

These cupcakes are the perfect solution or substitution to cake. Whether you’re throwing a divorce party or are just looking for a yummy way to commemorate your divorce, divorce cupcakes are the way to go. Design your divorce party cupcakes to match your theme or to let everyone know that the party is started. Whatever situation you find yourself in, divorce party cupcakes are never a bad idea or a wrong choice. How many people can say that about their marriage?

 

Final Verdict

No matter how long you were married or how long you’ve been way to celebrate your divorce

. There’s a divorce cake for any occasion, whether it’s for him or her, and even if you’re not a big fan of cakes, feel free to make your own divorce cupcakes or bake yourself some divorce cookies for your party. We all know how difficult and long divorces can be, but even though there is a negative stigma attached to getting a divorce and throwing a divorce party, it hasn’t stopped thousands of people from creating cakes for their divorce celebrations. So, even if cake wasn’t enough to stop the terrible famine in France back in the 18th century, it just might be enough to congratulate yourself for getting through your separation. In the wise words of Marie Antoinette, let us eat divorce cake!

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